This is a fiction, the story and all characters are merely the author's imagination during one of his many day dreams. Parents of the characters please don't kill me. 本故事純屬虛構,如有雷同,實屬巧合。
Long long time ago in a kingdom far far away...there was a little princess who loved to eat pau (for non-Hokkien speakers, pau is the flour-made bun in her hand).
Little prince:"Well yes my dear, how do you know this is an Aunt's P bak pau?"
Little princess:"Because it is my favorite of all the paus!"
Little prince:"Really? Me too! Hey, would you like visit the pau store with me?"
Little pricess:"I would be delighted!"
.......
And then from there on they started their little friendship through their mutual love for the pau.
Little Princess:"Oh tell me! Tell me! My dear prince!"
Little Prince:"Why don't we hop onto my red little sports car and we'll drive to the end of the world while enjoying our pau?"
Little Princess:"Oh that is such a wonderful idea! I am really looking forward to that never-ending road trip now!"
One day during their road trip, they came upon an ancient sacred church. Feeling shy yet excited, the little princess invited the little prince into the holy church for a little prayer.
Little Princess:"My dear prince, would you come with me to the church and pray alongside with me?"
Little Prince:"Why yes my dear...but may I know what are you praying for?"
Little Princess:"Before answering your question, let me ask you this...do you love me?"
Little Prince:"Yes of course, my dear, with all of my heart! In fact I blame my love for you on your dad, who is a thief!"
Little Princess:"What nonsense! My dad is a KING!"
Little Prince:"Why then had he stolen all the stars in the sky and put them into your lovely eyes?"
Little Princess (shy):"Oh my lovely prince...Alright then, if you really love me, let's go into this church now, and we shall ask for the pastor to bless our love and...and our marriage..."
Little Princess (shocked):"What do you mean WHAT MARRIAGE?! OUR Marriage!! I knew it! I knew it! You don't love me anymore!"
Little Prince:"Oh no, that's not what I mean...just that I think we have just started, and we are not really there yet...I mean...I mean we are too young to talk about that right? I am barely two!"
Little Princess (growling):"All men are the same! I HATE you!! Wah...."
And with that the crying little princess ran away from the little prince...leaving the little prince stunned and wondered what had just happened.
Realizing that he could not possibly let go of the only princess he found to share all his love for paus, and to whom he had given all his love, the little prince rushed out frantically to look for his little princess...
"My dear...." The little prince wanted to shout his heart out for his love, however now he noticed that beside his love stand a dashing, tall, dark and handsome Prince of the Yee Kingdom. And to his absolute dismay, the little prince noticed that the little princess was holding onto his hand!!
"What should I do now?" Wondered the heart-broken little prince.
Would the little prince give up? Would he win back the love of his life?
1 comment:
hahahahahahaha....
CS, you're so creative!!!
All the photos match w/ the words you wrote...
hahahhahahahaha.......
can't wait for 續集... :p
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